• Shopping for harness for my cat. Ended up buying a dog harness; cat harnesses looked cheap and flimsy. #
• If it's too loud, you're too old! #
• My bestie took WAY too many photos of the sexy girl in the red hotpants at #webit 2011. cc: @burek #
• RT @iampariah Coffee Visualized in 27 Strong #Infographics http://t.co/IfF4Kuvt RT @mlane @akswingley — Nice find! #
• Having an overseas client set up their own Apache server wasn't the best of ideas. #wishihadntdonethat #
• Looking for light red snapper recipe, grill or bake. #
• Craving, CRAVING lemon cupcakes from @whatsupcupcake! #
• This would be a great day to play hooky. What disease can I get? #slacker #
• I unlocked the Bootcamp sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/MDjh9Xau #
• Webit 2011 (zamalo) sa lica mesta! (dan prvi) « FTW! http://t.co/Z33Lkbp5 #webit #
• Do I want coffee bad enough to get out of bed to make it? #morning #LazyBitch #
• Carpe scrotum (take the day by the balls) cc: @burek @robertbasic @ActionBronson @eniac @NikiBGD #
• "A ship in a harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are built for." ~ Anon. #quotes #
• Some succeed because they are destined to, but most succeed because they are determined to. ~ Anon. #quotes #
• 147 companies that rule the world: http://t.co/pqTwzm3Y #
• "Live like you were dying, Love because you are." ~~ Mark Green #quotes #love #
• "Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles." ~~ Rowena Cherry #quotes #
• A little Melanie Fiona, Monday morning! http://t.co/AWEFTypa #
• Easiest ever local #WordPress install: http://t.co/yCwtsZFS #
• “The night is the hardest time to be alive and 4am knows all my secrets.” ~ Poppy Z. Brite #quotes #insomnia cc: @NikiBGD #
• "I am her mother. I do what I want." Mama Nadja (I Love You to Death, 1990). #quotes The best #motherinlaw evah! #
• "To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American." ~ Dirty Rotten Scoundrels #quotes #
• "Has it ever occurred to you that I might be bereaved as well?" ~ Randal Graves #Clerks #quotes #
• I love that my cat comes running full speed when he hears me call him. Wish my HUSBAND would do that. #
• The same could be said of you, my friend! RT @Burek Many say I am just one to try. I say I am one less to quit. ~ Diego Marchi #
• We're a couple of lazy sods; ordered pizza for dinner. #whatsfordinner #
• My best friend is my life bslance, my grounding wire, the sane voice. #friendship #
• RT @burek: Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude. ~ Ralph Marston #
• Seize the day my precious friends. @burek @eniac @FayeC @NikiBGD @zenfishing #

• I KNEW salad was bad for your health! RT @KTRKHouston H-E-B bagged salad blends recalled: http://t.co/fI0SJXR3 #healthwarning #
• “And the story of love is a long sad tale ending in graves.” ~~ Jack Kerouac #quotes #
• I gave you fucking magic in there! ~~ Charles Bronson #quotes #
• "I lost whatever I thought love was." ~~ Richard Harrow (Jack Huston), "Boardwalk Empire" #quotes #
• Dobro jutro to all my friends in Serbia. Hope your day is fabu. @burek @NikiBGD @eniac @vladaceric @robertbasic and the rest. #
• “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.” ~~ Charles M. Schulz #quotes #chocolate #
• It's a Rap! and it's all about @actionbronson … http://t.co/XlMYqZqM #

This is for my cherished best friend. (He knows who he is.) Always fight the good fight, never give less than 100% of your totally awesome self. Love you, man.

The nights you fight best are
when the game is fixed,
when the crowd screams for your blood.

The nights you fight best are
on a night like this
as you chase a thousand dark rats from your brain,
as you rise up against the impossible,
as you become a brother to the tender sister of joy

and move on regardless.

~~ Charles Bukowski

“This shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, muthafucka!” ~~ Gerard Way

Let me just say, no, Gerard, it’s NOT. It looks to be damned hard to me, but worth the effort.

A Pumpkin Prison (And Prisoner). Found via DigitalBusStop.com.

I recently discovered a great white rapper inadvertently while listening to a new YouTube video from one of my favorites, The Internets Celebrities (Dallas Penn and Rafi Kam). There was some catchy Latin music playing and it turns out it was none other than Action Bronson, a young Albanian rapper from Flushing, Queens. Now, I’m not too big into rap really. I can listen to Sean Combs and Ice-T and Yah-Boy and a few others, but it’s really “not mah thang.” But when I saw a picture of this guy after Googling for him, my heart stopped. And I’m going to show you why.

• "There are only two options regarding commitment. You're either in or you're out. There's no such thing as life in-between." ~~ Pat Riley #
• “@calguy1000: Install and configure FEU for CMSMS… Create a page of type 'Protected Content' and you're finished." Sweet! #cmsms #
• #ff #quotes @sashakane @burek @joxymiljanovic @followmysuccess @GeorgeCarlinSez @ifyoulovequotes @herquotebook #
• #ff #webdesign @anildash @AndyMarkle @bgardner @beautifulweb @shecodes @kittymcooper @NaomiNiles @micahgodboldt @calguy1000 #
• #ff #lawyers @RickHorowitz @tomfosterweb @PaulBKennedy @MarkWBennett @dhowell @ernieattorney #
• #ff #belgraders @burek @vprelovac @nikiBGD @eniac @opencoffeebgd @Miss_Cybernaut @Serbia #
• Nothing wakes you up faster than a throat full of stomach acid. #acidreflux #wakeupcall #
• Great old neighborhood. RT @culturemap Not just any old home tour: Eastwood ups the intrigue with industrial sites & graffiti artists. #
• RT @Burek (I should heed this advice myself.) “You have the ability to choose your reactions.” ― Steve Maraboli #
• RT @1380 SO SAD AND WRONG: Pucnjava na Jarinju – KFOR shooting at Serb civilians in Kosovo and Meto: http://t.co/sfD4J8qa #
• "We will either find a way, or make one." Hannibal #quotes cc: @burek #
• To the Untouchables … @Burek @Vladaceric http://t.co/pSfJ7s0j #
• RT @burek Stigao na Balaton http://t.co/a7689WN4 (Collar turned up, back straight, [he walked in] like he owned the place.) #
• RT @burek Words to live by: Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success … ~~ Herman Cain #quotes #
• Now I join this Wi-Fi connection, I pray my data to keep safe. Deliver me from stalkers, hackers & trolls, in Verizon's name I pray. Amen. #

• Ma!!! Kitty's being a dildo! #
• Another good thing about cats: They don't give a fat rat's ass about football. #
• “It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” Good thing there's a 7-hour time diff, huh, @burek ? #
• "I love order. It's my dream." ~~ Samuel Beckett #quotes #
• "Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever." ~~ Lance Armstrong #quotes #
• RT @keliedotcom She's never been more right. You Get What You Pay For With #SEO Just Like With Everything Else. http://t.co/jOHuacba #
• I want to know if you will stand in the center of the fire with me and not shrink back. #
• “I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.” ~~ Thos. Edison #quotes #
• Looking for inspiration and great #quotes Follow @burek #
• “@EreySol: @ActionBronson any shows in chicago soon?” Ditto 3rd coast – Houston? #
• “@steezysam: @FoodNetwork please meet @ActionBronson #
• "I'm out here gettin in it for real while you muthafuckas filibust." #lyrics #BarryHorowitz #ActionBronson #
• Happy birthday, @seanhackbarth !!!! #
• Jesus, peeps, get with the program! @burek @eniac @NikiBGD @AndyMarkle @dtoddsmith @Kymberlie http://t.co/LgyzckUt #
• Love boobs? Go here: http://t.co/TAYUD3HP @RickHorowitz @burek @ActionBronson @PaulBKennedy @copyblogger #
• What I heard: "Doctor said I had a ball in one of my dicks." What she said: "Doctor said I had a bulge in one of my disks." #
• Mad props for the hummus recipe (twecipe?), @ActionBronson #
• #ThingsThatGetMePissed racism, stupidity, long lines, powers. #
• This man can cook. (And rap.) {{swoons}} @ActionBronson #
• "Dig a hole, throw a lamb in it…" Party Balkan style. #lyrics #BarryHorowitz @ActionBronson #
• Time to hunt and kill some breakfast… #

• Thank U 4 reminding me @SashaKane that my husband @IAmTalcoyote is my best friend. #
• RT @SashaKane "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." – Friedrich Nietzsche #
• Dobro jutro, my Serbian angels @burek @draganbabic @eniac @nikcub @robertbasic #
• Kiss me and you'll know how important I am. ~ Sylvia Plath #quotes #
• It's hard to breathe with a cat on your chest. Just sayin. #
• “Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness.” ~ Allen Ginsburg #
• "Live or die. But don't poison everything." ~ Anne Sexton #quotes #
• "In the morning it was morning and I was still alive." ~ Charles Bukowski … Dobro jutro @Burek, @Eniac, @RobertBasic, @NikiBGD @NikCub #
• "What matters most is how well you walk through the fire." ~ Charles Bukowski #quotes #
• More privacy erosion on #Facebook RT @Mashable Yup, Facebook's new feature could embarrass you – http://t.co/qIyqZfzc #
• Balkan men have this THING about black socks. What is up with that? #
• #WhatIsSexy Men cooking, men shaving, hairy forearms, aftershave, manicured hands. #
• First outing in the car dragging my husband's portable oxygen tank with us (along with his wheelchair). Rolling bomb, anyone? #
• Chorizo, egg & cheese tacos and lots of coffee. It's what's for #breakfast #
• I am one lucky bitch. I have the BEST best friend. I don't deserve him. #
• Just idly wondering why there isn't any mouse flavored cat food. #
• You know, at this point, if I don't go to sleep right this minute, I may as well stay up all night. #
• Men, come see me AFTER you've been written up in GQ, like super rapper @ActionBronson: http://t.co/MKVkJUqC #
• Our fridge needs a service call, the second one in the span of a year. Ugh. #ShitICouldDoWithoutRightNow #
• If I had just a nickel for every time @talcoyote told me, "I will never [whatever] again," I'd be a rich bitch! #
• RT @ActionBronson I WILL NEVER SMOKE ANOTHER BLUNT AGAIN. (I've heard that before!) #
• Any recommendations for #iphone cases? I'd love a lanyard strap. My big fear is dropping it. For the white Verizon iPhone 4. #
• Free/low-cost microchip clinic #houston #pets today only: http://t.co/Cpi1HePn #
• Okay, now I am in hog heaven: #WordPress iOS: http://t.co/8BMEAwTw #isthereanappforthat #
• My ace #WordPress programmer is working miracles on a client's site. Can't wait to see the results, hopefully tonite. #
• Hope my friends had a safe trip back from #webfestme and brought lots of memories and ideas back with them. @burek @eniac @ivanbrezakbrkan #
• +10 RT @limundo @burek: #webfestme @photomatt "My definition of entrepreneur is someone who finds a way…" #
• RT @burek “I don't want to live, I want to love first and live incidentally.” ― Zelda Fitzgerald .. me too! #
• Onion & cheese omelet, bacon, biscuits, fresh fruit, coffee. #breakfast What's yours? #
• "You've got to jump off the cliff all the time and build your wings on the way down.” ~~ Ray Bradbury #quotes #
• So tempting — spa treatment, #houston #spa http://t.co/eL9iwXWT #
• "She will give you a part of her that she knows you can break: her heart." ~~ Bob Marley #quotes #
• "Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard." ~~ Anne Sexton #