• I must be getting old. I just want to stay home w/cat & hubby & computer and drink some port; hopefully stay awake until midnite! #
• Serbs celebrate NYE twice! http://tinyurl.com/9k4zfu Srecna Nova Godina! @RobertBasic @Eniac @ivanbrezakbrkan @Miss_Cybernaut @DraganBabic #

• I was reading here http://tinyurl.com/8sxec2 that tweets are a form of ediscovery and subject to discov. rules and subpoena. #
• Legal eagles, DM me for info on free access to Technolawyer archives for 1 year. Lawyers and legal prof’ls only. #
• Goodnite tweeps. Sweet dreams. Be nice to each otheer while I’m gone. Ciao! #

• #firstfollow was @PixelitaDesigns but since it’s me, doesn’t count, so real #firstfollow was @HoustonFlashMob #
• BTW, I don’t DO/NEVER did any drugs, not even what I’m supposed to somwtimes; but I always seem to gravitate toward men who do. #
• Well rounded post from @BobAmbrogi regarding #Martindale-Hubbell; mentions @KevinOKeefe’s opposing view. http://tinyurl.com/a5cjoq #
• This time I mean it, like the final scene from my fave movie Clerks, I’m gonna wrangle on outta here. Bye, tweeps. http://tinyurl.com/7cafz2 #
• End of the year is a pretty good time to get a deal on a new car, just not these cars: http://www.wimp.com/supercars/ #
• RT@amerikanka Croats hold mass for Ustashe Leader Pavelic: http://tinyurl.com/7xc3es [In Serbian] #
• Whoops. Demo crew blows up wrong bldg. (Should blow up all Ruby Tuesdays if you ask me.) http://www.wimp.com/bigblast/ #
• Lawyers: leverage power of FaceBook! RT @erikmagraken . . . integrated with your JDSupra postings [Facebook Page] can be a powerful tool. #
• A few peeps dropped me; could be the new pic scared ‘em away? And that I spent even minutes fussing over an avatar is the height of vanity. #

• Looking forward to @KevinOKeefe’s Top Ten List of Worst Law Blogs (cuz I hate using the word “blawgs” as much as “blogosphere”! #
• Solved #TinyURL problem. It was Zone Alarm Pro; it treated the site as spyware and had it blocked. Gah. Now all is well in the joniverse. #
• Okay men, @RickHorowitz started it … What’s your idea of the most beautiful woman? #
• RT @jonimueller is anyone else on the planet getting “The connection was reset” consistently for TinyURL? I can’t access any links using TU. #
• Does ANYONE out there have any idea why my computer will not let me access tinyurl.com? I even added it to trusted zone in Zone Alarm. ??? #

• Is there something wrong with my ‘puter or is TinyURL down again (like it was for me yesterday)? I keep getting “The connection was reset.” #
• Resolving to organize & streamline in 2009 (hey, it rhymes!). Getting help from tips from @KristaColvin, along w/using Excel & Access. #
• Off to fix dinner. Tonight we’re having pasta primavera, fresh fruit and hot coffee. Ciao! #
• What is your favorite way to post to #Twitter? I used to use #TheMattinator but it was down for awhile, now I just post from the web. #
• I just love this, to all you legal eagles out there, get yourselves on the cover of the ABA! http://tinyurl.com/8u8tg5 #

• Dammitalltohell why does twitter automatically convert to tinyurl?! jesus.
  http:// http://www. moonbattery.com/archives/rabid-dog.jpg #
• I’m feeling a bit like this right now: http://tinyurl.com/8hsdcz #
• WTF is up with TinyURL, it’s down more often than not lately; is Twitter to blame? I’m switching to something else. Ugh!! #
• Been up all night working on web projects and now it’s time to hit the hay for a bit; pain meds just wore off. Gnight all. #
• Wm Sledd on Murses (Man Purses). I wish my husband would get one. I’m tired of carrying his crap in my purse! http://seixea.notlong.com #
• My current desktop on the office (web design) puter. http://www.flickr.com/photos/jonimueller/3137762190/sizes/o/ #
• This makes me want to shake my butt across the room. (warning: not English, but the emotion is still there) http://alahr.notlong.com #

• Note to twitterers: If your tweets fill up an entire page and a half of my timeline, you are gonna get dropped like a barbell. #
• More #whatchaget — hubby said go wild on cooking.com and I did. Calphalon grill, KitchenAid spatulas, Amana microwave oven. Thanks babe. #
• #whatchaget ASUS eee 900AH from best friend, crocus bulbs & pots from a boss, huge bonus from law firm, new doctor from ins. carrier. #
• Most men can’t tie a Windsor knot stone cold sober! #
• RT @eniac When you’re talented, doesn’t matter how much you’ve had to drink! Newest Internets celeb! (watch video) http://is.gd/dtiz #
• Merry Christmas everyone. #

• I think the Serbian tradition is way cool. Revelry and gift giving for NYE and solemn Orthodox Christmas on Jan. 7. Hristos se rodi! #
• How many of you have more than 75% of your Christmas shopping done yet? Don’t lie! #
• Since we don’t have kids & few relatives, we get off easy for Xmas. I got hubby a Sony Brava HDTV in Oct. So: Merry Christmas hon! #
• My husband swears I was a badger in another life due to my relentless determination and bullheadedness. http://www.wimp.com/justnuts/ #
• My virtual holiday card to all of you. enjoy! http://www.wimp.com/neatlights/ #
• RT @DanSchawbel How to Brand Yourself When You Have a Twin: When you have a unique name, face, personal brand.. http://tinyurl.com/7wd7ne #
• RT @PaulBKennedy You mean instead of, like, working? RT @MIAMICRIMLAW: Some people need to ask themselves “Why am I on Twitter?” #
• If I twittered every time I got a [web design] client (I’m not practicing law don’t forget), I wouldn’t have time to get clients! ha ha! #
• Kind words and a gun get you farther than just kind words alone. ~~ Al Capone #
• Lord I feel a blog post coming on. #
• I intensely dislike and usually unfollow people who twit about minutiae of their lives. #
• Tweeps I forgive your attempts to shorten words, grammar and spelling mistakes, after all, it’s Twitter, not Advanced English 205. #
• RT @amerikanka U.S. economic woes have ripple effect on world as NASDAQ downgrades Serbia from Stable to Negative. http://tinyurl.com/9w6wju #

Beautiful Christmas lights set to traditional Christmas music. Enjoy!

• Don’t judge too quickly. Things aren’t always what they seem:
  http://wimp.com/roughlife/ #
• Worried about your personal/civil liberties being eroded? You should be. RT @RickHorowitz http://tinyurl.com/8asjdz #
• Why are people revising their Christmas card list after the last mail run on Christmas Eve eve? #
• Good news is (1) they aren’t following me; and (2) I can always block them. #
• Oh god help me. My law firm now has a twitter account. {{Crawls under desk.}} #
• I notice Mr. @KevinOKeefe has been downplaying his Blawggie hat tip. http://tinyurl.com/72bo6e #
• Having an eggnog smoothie while working at the office tonight on some boring grunt work. Smoothie makes it worthwhile. Yumm. #
• Congrats to Dennis Kennedy’s “Blawggies” winners, including @KevinOKeefe … http://tinyurl.com/72bo6e #