Starting tomorrow, I’ll be posting 14 love songs and their lyrics, winding down with the finale, my all time favorite, on February 14! So stay tuned and check back tomorrow for the first of fourteen. Love is in the air!

I wish that “escape” key on my computer really did what it said. False promises. Deceitful little key. I’d love to take a trip somewhere. To see my friend in Europe perhaps. Only one big problem. I’d be afraid I wouldn’t ever go back home. Honestly. Calgon, take me away!

I decided to take some photos for a friend. They turned out pretty decent considering I was in my bathROBE in my bathROOM. Click on the thumbs to be taken to the full size image at my vanity site. (What? Did you think this is my only web site?!)

My best friend across the sea celebrates Orthodox Christmas tomorrow, January 7, 13 days after our traditional Christmas on December 25. And it is refreshingly devoid of the commercialism that has become American Christmas. To my friend, I say Sre?an Boži?, moj prijatelje! I only wish I could be there with you! May our wonderful friendship continue for years to come and may 2007 bring you all you dream and hope for!

Caption: “Fucking a man with a small dick is like fucking a rabbit.”

And you would know this because .. ?