I am so not upgrading to WordPress 2.0 (Duke) right now, or perhaps ever. If it ain’t broke, I’m not gonna fix it!

I hope each and every one of you has a safe, prosperous and happy New Year! Here’s to more and better in 2006!

the more they remain the same. Here’s (yet another) article on computer viruses and how rampant they’ve become. From the article:

There is clearly a battle being waged between computer companies and users and a small coterie of very clever vandals. It is not clear who will be the winner.

Here’s the kicker: The article was written in July 1986. There are more fascinating science articles at that same web site: The Science Corner, a collection of newspaper columns covering assorted scientific topics, authored by two scientists at the University of Guelph in the 80s. Via Me-Fi.

• The parking spot closest to the elevators…
• Not having to make the first pot of coffee in the morning…
• No line at the bank…
• Hairy cat toes…
• Coming home after the maid’s been there…
• An evening with absolutely nothing to do…

What makes you happy?

Would “Buzz off, jackass!” be the phrase you were looking for?