1. Using one adjective, describe your current living space. Vintage.

2. Using two adjectives, describe your current employer. No comment.

3. Using three adjectives, describe your favorite hobby/pastime. Design, design, design.

4. Using four adjectives, describe your typical day. Harried, hectic, productive, never-ending.

5. Using five adjectives, describe your ideal life. Serene, industrious, long, Robert, cats. (Not all adjectives, but I think that was kind of a lame stipulation anyway.)