If It’s Tourist Season, Why Can’t We Shoot Them?
Dick Cheney must have wondered the same thing. While quail hunting here in Texas, he managed to bag himself a lawyer. Not just any lawyer, mind you, but “Harry Whittington, a millionaire attorney from Austin.” Whittington is recuperating in a Corpus Christi hospital and is expected to recover fully from what is probably just a flesh wound. His wife witnessed the whole thing from the safety of the couple’s parked car.
Garter snap to Michelle Malkin.
AIIIIRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!1
You cannot make this stuff up! It is soo funny!
Comment by Rori — February 12, 2006 @ 7:42 pm
Cheney Hunting Accident
Seems to me that there is less to this story than meets the eye. Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a companion during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, spraying the fellow hunter in the face and…
Trackback by Rhymes With Right — February 12, 2006 @ 10:28 pm
PHOTOS: Cheney Hunting Accident Photos Released. That’s Odd…
RightWinged.com’s investigative reporter in the field has uncovered these secret photos of the Vice President Cheney hunting accident, in which he mistakenly shot his partner Harry Whittington. He just emailed them to me for a rush to the web and…
Trackback by RightWinged.com — February 13, 2006 @ 12:05 pm